So Jessica Biel has apparently gotten married to Justin Timberlake on Friday. Their wedding was held at a secret location somewhere in Italy.
I heard ol’ mate Justin had been rehearsing a version of the ‘N Sync tune “It’s Gonna Be Me” to perform for Jessica with the groomsmen. Thankfully, it sounds as though it was a send up of his past with the group, with exaggerated cheesy moves and everything. ‘Cause if he was planning on “bringing Sexy back” with that, I would have been so embarrassed for him. Then again, who cares! If that’s all I had to do to impress Jessica Biel I’d probably do it too.
Is Justin Timberlake A Lucky Guy Or What?
Since this is one of my uncharacteristic dives into magazine gossip material, I’m not really sure if this is a day where many dudes around the world are in fact lamenting over the fact that their teenage dream of a Jessica Biel wedding is now definitely over. “It’s [not] gonna be [them].”
Somehow I’m of the view that although Jessica is pretty, she’s the one that got the better end of the deal out of this marriage. Do you agree? (Leave a comment).
Think about it.
Jessica Biel – star of 7th Heaven and a few movies. Sexy. Doesn’t appear to have gone off the rails.
Justin Timberlake – star of ‘N Sync. Better solo performer. Done some better movies. Bought Sexy back. Has a couple restaurant chains. Co-owner of the website MySpace.
Man, I’ve really got better things to do than blogging about this.
It’s Gonna Be Me (Parody)